Cross Jessica Rabbit and Amelie, and you’d end up with Kelley: pin-up model and gnome-napper, who is plenty more devious to those who have made her acquaintance. Kelley has posed for numerous retro retailers, including Lucy B Lingerie, Stop Staring Clothing, and Revamp Vintage, and is a past centerfold for Atomic Magazine. When asked to describe herself, Kelley says, “I’m a former Ohio gal who now braves the daily wilds of Los Angeles traffic in my Mini Cooper in search of truth, justice, and the perfect martini–ever hopeful that said martini will be attached to the hand of a rogue gentleman who is a cross between Clark Kent and Elvis. I have thwarted surly bouncers, danced past sunrise on many a Vegas eve, and invented the belt buckle and the swizzle stick…however, I have yet to be a Retro Radar Girl.” Who knows? This could be her big break!

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